Stephen Fern here. Paul wants to “expand” the blog to make it more accessible so he asked me to write the sort of thing I’d like to read. Her are my top ten rides because these women are all rides or at least rich and curvy.
1. Holly Willoughby – I’d like to stick the stick in her because: She seems like she’d be a really good mother and she’s class on the telly.
2. Katy Perry – Balls as deep as balls will go because: She’s the only singer with purple hair.
3. Rihanna – Sausage hidden because: I want to see if she can speak any other languages (like Barbadian).
4. Justine Beiber - Rid to pieces because: She is not exist.
5. Tulisa Constantrouble - Pregnancy willingly risked with because: She looks a bit like she does in pictures.
6. Kim Kardashian – Left unable to walk because: I’ve a thing for the letter K.
7. Pink – Investigating her namesake (and maybe her hole as well) because: I’d really just love to know – WHY are you so angry? Who got under that skin, girl, and can we help get your happy back?
8. Adele – Just absolutely completely wrecked, sexually because: Girl’s got soul, and souls can sing.
9. Lady GaGa – GaGaGagging for it, because: (!) I’d like to PokemonPoPoPokemon
10. The Pussycat Doll (The main one, Lewis’ woman) – Infected because: I’d like to pick our brains about fashion
(c) Stephen Fern 2012
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